{"id":8811,"date":"2019-08-26T01:46:22","date_gmt":"2019-08-26T01:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/2019\/08\/26\/8811\/"},"modified":"2019-08-26T01:46:22","modified_gmt":"2019-08-26T01:46:22","slug":"8811","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/2019\/08\/26\/8811\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If, like me, you&#39;ve ever wondered how a crab eats a strawberry. Fucking slowly. <\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\udcf9: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wp0yxNa8Oo\">https:\/\/t.co\/wp0yxNa8Oo<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ni1q0wLjIN\">pic.twitter.com\/ni1q0wLjIN<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SlenderSherbet\/status\/1165562566103445504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 25, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If, like me, you&#39;ve ever wondered how a crab eats a strawberry. Fucking slowly. \ud83d\udcf9: https:\/\/t.co\/wp0yxNa8Oo pic.twitter.com\/ni1q0wLjIN &mdash; Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) August 25, 2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8810,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8811"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8811\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}