{"id":13024,"date":"2020-11-08T09:05:53","date_gmt":"2020-11-08T09:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/?p=13024"},"modified":"2020-11-08T09:05:53","modified_gmt":"2020-11-08T09:05:53","slug":"4-seasons-and-a-dildo-shop-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/2020\/11\/08\/4-seasons-and-a-dildo-shop-2\/","title":{"rendered":"4 seasons and a dildo shop 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I could write jokes for 800 years and I&#39;d never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/P45HV1daD9\">pic.twitter.com\/P45HV1daD9<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZackBornstein\/status\/1325274318218035201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 8, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I could write jokes for 800 years and I&#39;d never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium. pic.twitter.com\/P45HV1daD9 &mdash; Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 8, 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13025,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13024","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13024"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13024\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13026,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13024\/revisions\/13026"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}