{"id":11797,"date":"2020-06-26T00:46:43","date_gmt":"2020-06-26T00:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/2020\/06\/26\/im-a-fucking-ninja\/"},"modified":"2020-06-26T00:46:43","modified_gmt":"2020-06-26T00:46:43","slug":"im-a-fucking-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/2020\/06\/26\/im-a-fucking-ninja\/","title":{"rendered":"i&#8217;m a fucking ninja"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">\u201cI\u2019m a fucking ninja! Look how I twirl my fighting stick! Fear me, for I am&#8230;oh fuck I dropped it he\u2019s gonna twat me over the head better do a run-\u201c<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDude, watch out for that traff&#8230;never mind.\u201d<a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/zCbtxp4O3G\">pic.twitter.com\/zCbtxp4O3G<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 Max \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 (@SpillerOfTea) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SpillerOfTea\/status\/1276105863627972608?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 25, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> <script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI\u2019m a fucking ninja! Look how I twirl my fighting stick! Fear me, for I am&#8230;oh fuck I dropped it he\u2019s gonna twat me over the head better do a run-\u201c \u201cDude, watch out for that traff&#8230;never mind.\u201dpic.twitter.com\/zCbtxp4O3G &mdash; \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 Max \ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 (@SpillerOfTea) June 25, 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11796,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11797\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thehomestyledirectory.com\/userup2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}