I thought I would begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare. But then I thought, why should I? He never reads anything of mine.
— Tommy Cooper (@TheTommyCooper) June 10, 2017
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
— Tommy Cooper (@TheTommyCooper) October 28, 2016
There's an African village where only women are allowed, and it's definitely proving you don't always need to have a man around. #til pic.twitter.com/68Lm5J9cON
— INSH (@INSH) February 7, 2018
Madonna had no clue who the Will & Grace cast were during her classic guest appearance.https://t.co/QvzeiPSUJu#TheGNShow #GrahamNorton pic.twitter.com/jl5gzvPRug
— Digital Spy (@digitalspy) February 9, 2018
I never LOOKED the part🤷🏾♀️ I was always DIFFERENT my STYLE & SOUND which took many more than one listen to understand me🤦🏾♀️ but I didn’t know how to be any1 but MYSELF🤷🏽♀️ & here I am a walking TESTIMONY 4 those who been told it won’t work I say KEEP DOING YOU💯 pic.twitter.com/XJUmxcUXCo
— Missy Elliott (@MissyElliott) February 1, 2018
Trump and Kim impersonators thrown out of Winter Olympics https://t.co/alpQhFjAcH
— SCMP News (@SCMP_News) February 10, 2018
Just a light afternoon snack#AnimalsWithCameras pic.twitter.com/VbRWnEhZLp
— BBC Earth (@BBCEarth) February 8, 2018
YouTube Pulls Ads from Vlogger Logan Paul For Tasing Dead Rats https://t.co/33sYWjhWAl
— NPR (@NPR) February 9, 2018
5 networks, 127 miles of cable, 110,000 condoms and other Winter Olympics stats https://t.co/VVVFA4JQa3 #PyeongChang2018 pic.twitter.com/krXSB6vXHG
— CNN (@CNN) February 10, 2018
Some Star Wars fans are actively campaigning for #SoloAStarWarsStory to flop. I explore the film's veil of secrecy, production chaos and bad buzz https://t.co/p24vNPdgph
— Chris Lee (@__ChrisLee) February 9, 2018
