“If you want to fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.”
-Toni Morrison#riptonimorrison pic.twitter.com/eQ9AEHTXPp— Oddflex (@_OddFlex) August 6, 2019
Celebrating too early!
French inventor #FrankyZapata has completed the first successful crossing of the English Channel on a jet-powered flyboard.
The 40-year-old embraced a crew member when he landed in St Margaret's Bay near Dover, after making the 22 mile journey in 22 minutes. pic.twitter.com/X5FpYVq1X4
— On Demand News (@ODN) August 4, 2019
There’s nothing more charitable than fat middle aged men fighting with each other over who has the best football club owned by overseas billionaires.
You utter fucking morons.
— Botty Separatist McBotface (@JamieBotty) August 4, 2019
